October 22, 2009

Ranking the 2009-10 NBA Dance Teams

Enough with the preseason player and team rankings!  It's time to begin our 2009-10 coverage of every man's fan's favorite aspect to the NBA, the dance teams.

1.  Phoenix Suns Dancers

2.  Miami Heat Dancers

3.  Washington Wizard Girls

4.  Atlanta Hawks A-Town Dancers

5.  Charlotte LadyCats

6.  Los Angeles Clippers Spirit Dance Team

7.  Denver Nuggets Dancers

8. Dallas Mavs Dancers

9.  New Jersey Nets Dancers

10. Minnesota Timberwolves Dancers

11.  Boston Celtics Dancers

12.  Philadelphia Sixers Dancers

13.  Orlando Magic Dancers

14.  Detroit Automotion Dance Team

15.  New York Knicks City Dancers

16.  San Antonio Spurs Silver Dancers

17.  New Orleans Honeybees

18.  Portland Blazer Dancers

19.  Los Angeles Laker Girls

20.  Houston Rockets Power Dancers

21.  Golden State Warrior Girls

22.  Utah Nu Skin Jazz Dancers

23.  Milwaukee Bucks Energee!

24.  Cleveland Cavalier Girls

25.  Sacramento Kings Dancers

26.  Chicago Luvabulls

27.  Indiana Pacemates

28.  Oklahoma City Thunder Girls

Missing teams:  Toronto Raptors Dance Pak and Memphis Grizzlies Dancers.

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Seth 10/22/09, 8:00 PM  

Bless you sir. Portland Dancers at #18, I applaud your non-homerism. Also, which dance team has the worst name? I'm going with the Milwaukee Bucks Energee! (I'm not excited. The exclamation point is included in the actual name Yahoo! style.)

kellex 10/22/09, 8:10 PM  

Worst name goes to the "Nu Skin" Jazz Dancers. I have no idea what "Nu Skin" means, but most of them probably need it. "Energee!" come in second. I'm with you on the exclamation point...not necessary.

And I hope the Blazer girlies aren't too upset with me. :)

Anonymous 10/26/09, 10:42 AM  

Suns Dancers NUMBER ONE!!! They are HOTT

Anonymous 10/26/09, 7:23 PM  

Phoenix Suns dancers are ALWAYS the best! Especially Teresa and Nicole! Grrrrr... So hot! Love you ladies, love Katie from Vegas!

Anonymous 10/26/09, 11:34 PM  

At least make sure you are comparing pix of equal basis. Two girls vs. 25 in swimsuits? Vs. Boring poses with flowers. People complain about "scantily clad" then put down classy. C'monnow.

kellex 11/5/09, 1:59 PM  

You just have to know the history of the Heat Dancers. Or go Google them and you'll know why they are that high.

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